🎃 Your best IT Halloween pun: we dare you

Your queue is quiet, the servers are behaving, and nobody has asked “have you tried turning it off and on again?” for at least an hour. Suspicious...

Halloween is coming, so we’re collecting IT puns. Good ones, bad ones, the ones that make your team groan. Think tickets that rise from the dead, passwords that haunt you, or a cable closet that looks like a crime scene.

I’ll start:

Why did the sysadmin get scared?
→ Too many BOOTs.

Your turn. Drop your pun in the comments before Saturday 31 October. No pun is too bad, because the groan is half the fun. Like the ones that made you laugh (or wince), and we’ll see which one wins your vote.